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[Milkman]

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That was the most disturbing thing i have ever seen. Ever. You have a talent for fuckedupiness (stuff thats fucked up), and this is the top of the list.

[Don't Stop Me Now]

HAHA!

OMG that was so damn funny! And Queen RULES!

[is this fair?]

Err....

Is it fair? Or does it matter? How 'bout all the starving kids in third world countries. They didn't do anything wrong, that is just the hand they were dealt. So get over the fact that animals get tortured, people all over the world starve to death every day. Oh, by the way, Coldplay rules.

[The 5 Shades of Blue]

Hrmm...

Lizard's was the best by far. If it was just that by itself, i would have given it a 10.

[Leave It To Bush #001]

HA!

That was unbelievably funny. I'm glad no ferrets were harmed though. That would have been bad.

[MC Hawking: Music Video]

How the hell did you come up with that?

OMG! I had no idea Stephen Hawking was actually an MC. And all this time I thought he was just a scientific genius. One question though, does he write his own lyrics?

[Demolition Squid]

HA!

That was so funny! Very creative and original, too.

[The Linda Show 2]

Nice

The sad thing is, this stuff really happens. Silly close-minded christians with their Bush and their tv, they are happy as long as they have something to complain about. Now I am not putting down christianity, there are a lot of christians i respect. But it's sad that people are so easily manipulated to believe Bush's lies. Think for yourself guys and gals.

[Vengeance DVD]

Hrmm...

The US is in so much debt to china that if the chinese wanted to screw us over they could easily destroy our economy and create the worst depression on the face of the planet. But if this war occurs, it would bring the apocolypse. Our president doesn't help the situation either.

But now to the review. Graphics were pretty good, but the line tool was used excessively. I think the music went well with the situations though.

[-Where it Ends-]

Pretty Good

A cool claymation, but the fight scenes were lacking. How come no one fought back?

Freemont responds:

Every other person asks me: "Why didn't the bad guys fight back?"
It was supposed to be humorous. I originally thought that it looked really funny how they were just getting the shit kicked out of them, and no one does anything.
No one else besides myself found it funny. I'm truley sorry.